The Best Medicine

Because sometimes you just need to laugh...

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a
vodka and ...............................................Tonic.
The bartender says, "Sure but why the big pause?"
The bear says, "I use 'em for catching fish."

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get
married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception
was wonderful.

Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when
they lit a fire in the boat, it sank, proving once
and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat
it too.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family, so one of them
must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad, or
maybe my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother
Ho-Cha Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.

(Thanks to Kim for these laughs!)