Rob Mercatante's Guatemala Journal: Alternative Bull

October 18, 2004

Top Ten Alternative Captions for Bullfighting Photo

(and yes, I do apologize in advance for these.)

10. Moral: Never ask a bull for a lift.

9. “Daddy, why am I an only child?”

8. Suddenly the bullfighter gets the point.

7. After their brief fling, the bull never wrote nor called the heartbroken Sebastian.

6. I scratch your back, you scratch my…

5. On the upside, Sebastian was no longer constipated.

4. Never buy the really cheap seats at the bull-fighting arena.

3. Ruined… a perfectly good pair of sissy pants.

2. Sebastian decides that mooning the bull wasn’t such a great idea, after all.

1. And you thought YOU were having a bad day!

But perhaps my favorite would be: BULL WEDGIE!!!

Posted by elcanche at October 18, 2004 10:23 PM

Comments

Rob,
Well, what can I say?? You have a way with words! Thanks for a cool morning wake up laugh! love, Vicki

Posted by: Vicki at October 20, 2004 12:52 PM

After all, it is "Proctober."

Posted by: Dave at October 21, 2004 07:16 AM

Har, har! I see you haven't lost your sense of humor. I'm not saying that's a good thing...

Posted by: Jim Moore at October 22, 2004 10:20 AM