Kingdom of Heaven
Two of my favorite "escapes" are reading and going to the movies. The latter pastime has been greatly enhanced by the arrival in Guatemala of Cinépolis, a Mexico-based chain of movie theatres.
Besides the enormous screens, plush stadium seating, and state-of-the-art digital sound, the company does two things right:
1. It hosts foreign film festivals (a European cinema festival started yesterday), and
2. It frequently releases blockbuster movies on the same day as the USA!
Which is a big thing. Traditionally, movies would arrive here in Guatemala months and months (and months) after they've been released stateside. For example: Spanglish, Son of the Mask, and Phantom of the Opera are currently playing in theatres here.
In fact, when I see a movie being advertised on CBS, and the trailer ends with "coming soon to a theater near you", my first thought is "yeah, not likely".
But on occasion, I am able to attend a movie on the very same day as my friends and family in gringolandia. And today was one of those days!
This afternoon I went to see the premiere of Kingdom of Heaven, starring Orlando Bloom.
Or rather I went to see "Crusade" (Cruzada), as the movie is known here in Guatemala.
I have no idea why film titles are often renamed in Spanish, instead of simply translated. For example, the movie "White Noise" with Michael Keaton, is showing as "Voices from Beyond" (Voces del Mas Alla). The Julia Roberts film "Closer" is known as "Swept Away by Desire" (Llevados por el Deseo). Go figure.
I am pleased to report, though, that "Spanglish" is still "Spanglish".
Anyway...
The movie was an EPIC ADVENTURE. Sorry, but I absolutely had to say that in capital letters. It is a stunning film, visually. The story isn't half bad, either. The theme -- the absurdly high cost of the conflict between Christian and Muslim extremists -- is timely, to say the least.
In fact, if you mix the power struggles from "The Passion of the Christ", with the forbidden amorous relationship from "Shakespeare in Love", add in the battle scenes from "The Lord of the Rings", and the iron mask from the "The Man in the Iron Mask"... you pretty much get the "Kingdom of Heaven".
Definitely worth seeing. Especially if you live in Guatemala, where the ticket price is only $3. (Pocorn not included.)
And finally, because she will want to know... yes Kim, Orlando Bloom is sufficiently hunky in the film. You'll love it.
Posted by elcanche at May 7, 2005 10:15 PM