Big Freaking Mac

On a lighter (or should I say "heavier") note...

A Pennsylvania restaurant is the new home of the world's biggest hamburger ... one that weighs a whopping 15 pounds.

Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers, and a 36-ounce bun. It costs $35. (Tums not included.)

But before you order yours, medium-rare, you might want to consider asking yourself one of the following questions, thoughtfully provided by David Letterman.

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating a 15 lb. Hamburger

10. "Does this restaurant have a defibrillator?"

9. "Am I that hungry or should I order the 12-pound cheeseburger?"

8. "Does it come with fries?"

7. "Would it be easier to eat 60 quarter-pounders?"

6. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"

5. "How expensive is it to be buried in a piano case?"

4. "What am I going to have for dessert?"

3. "Why is everybody looking at me?"

2. "What would Jesus do?"

1. "Can I super-size that?"

Thanks to The Daily Koz for this disgustingly funny post!

Posted by elcanche at May 9, 2005 05:08 PM